Crawling Zombie Vigorously Drags His Legless Carcass Into Your Heart
If you’re one of the hordes of the zombie-obsessed, you’re going to love The Crawling Zombie, a legless, lifeless and red-eyed oaf that chases you across the table as he cries out such pithy sayings as “Hey, slow down, would ya? I can only crawl so fast!” and “I can’t feel my legs,” and even…