North Korea Claims to Have Invented Hangover-Free Alcohol
Never mind the nuclear rumblings, arbitrary executions, and incessant famines: North Korea is Best Korea, because North Korea has invented hangover-free booze! According to state-run newspaper The Pyongyang Times, Koryo Liquor is an alcoholic beverage made from ginseng and glutinous rice. The paper describes it as “suave and causes no hangover,” qualities which have won…