What would happen if you stood in the way of the LHC’s proton beams?
Goddamn awfulness, that’s what. Above: Anatoli Bugorski, Russian scientist and victim of a particle accelerator accident Oh you want specifics? Alright, so technically nobody has ever been so unlucky as to find themselves in the path of either of the Large Hadron Collider’s proton beams while they were actually turned on, so the real answer…