Lego Masturbator Machine Will Make Mindstorms NXT Sales Explode (NSFW)

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While picking the Best of Lego 2008, a naughty reader sent me this Lego Mindstorms NXT Masturbator machine. It's no Robotech thruster or pink blowjob machine but, if you have an hexagonal penis, get it.

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FrankenPC
FrankenPC

Hey...the original light bulb looked pretty freakin ridiculous. Give this tech some time. Have the Japanese shrink it's components and integrate it into the "Real Doll" and you got yourself a weiner!