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Light Saber Jousting With Segways

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Vice TV, going where no other news outlets dare: This time, it's Segway instruction from an NYC weirdo named Itsy, then stage combat light saber lessons with the NYC Jedi Academy in Brooklyn. Then, fight!

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I must say the results are kind of unimpressive. Nothing like heading to North Korea. But hey, it's May Fourth. [VBS TV via Gothamist]

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kaisermachead
kaisermachead

I'm seriously wondering when the hell someone is going to arrange an entire Ben-Hur Segway race, complete with the spiked wheels. I'll bet Woz would love to crack the whip at Segway noobs and see them meet their doom at every treacherous turn.