Vice TV, going where no other news outlets dare: This time, it's Segway instruction from an NYC weirdo named Itsy, then stage combat light saber lessons with the NYC Jedi Academy in Brooklyn. Then, fight!
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I'm seriously wondering when the hell someone is going to arrange an entire Ben-Hur Segway race, complete with the spiked wheels. I'll bet Woz would love to crack the whip at Segway noobs and see them meet their doom at every treacherous turn.