[UPDATE: We're here....very, very, early.]Soon, we'll be heading down to Apple HQ to provide you with a liveblog of their Town Hall event. The party actually starts at 10:00 a.m. PDT (1:00 p.m. EDT), but the pre-game show will start hours before that. We'll have the Justin.TV cam rolling (which we'll have to shut off when the Town Hall starts), so expect a little wandering on Apple's Campus. Bookmark this liveblog link and check back at show time.
Robotic Steve Jobs to take place of aging leader. Runs on OS X Lite and has prerecorded speeches, each containing one of many millions of different possible names for future Apple products. Comes with microfiber turtleneck so that it doesn't scratch the pasty white polycarbonate torso.