For some strange reason, CBS News Atlanta decided to do some hard-hitting investigative reporting on that old hat conspiracy notion of chemtrails, a.k.a. the sinister version of contrails, or those jet trails that can be seen following your average airliner. The best parts are when the reporter meets the chemtrail conspiracy theorists in a local park (where they yammer the periodic table at him) and when he confronts Georgia Senator John Isakson, who has no clue what is going on.
Chemtrail theorists have it totally wrong. Those streaks in the sky don’t control the weather, doy! They fertilize the Reptiloid eggs that are strategically hidden in each of our sinus cavities.
[Via The Occultist]
