Microsoft Has Some Bad News and Some Worse News

Via the company's Twitter, Microsoft debunked the fun rumor that a seven-minute slice of Steve Jobs' WWDC keynote would be set aside for Steve Ballmer. Then, cruelly, they created two very funny mental images and debunked those, too. [Microsoft] Updated.

Here's a reward for those of you who made the jump, courtesy of reader Daniel:

Pretty limber, that Ballmer.

Thanks to Travis for this one. Somebody just mock-up Jobs passing the mic to Ballmer and we'll have the whole set!