Usually to meet my top popping OCD, I plow through a 24-pack or two in a single night. But it's an addiction.
Something about the just right amount of resistance, the yeasty mist striking my fingers. It's a glorious self-contained activity, akin to smoking or popping a zit, and it can be yours for infinite use with this Mugen (Endless) Beer Can from Bandai. Crack a beer without the damage to your liver or social life. Then crack it again. And again. And again.