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Neil deGrasse Tyson Dressed Himself Today

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God bless America, indeed.


Sophie is a former news editor at Gizmodo.

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Freedom isn’t free. It blooms by the blood of those who seek it & those who protect it against forces that would take it away

Trump: This Degrass guy knows what I’m talking about! That’s the whole reason I ran for office!

Bannon: Uh, sir, he’s talking about you.

Trump: What!?! Of course he’s talking about me. I’m going to give my blood for this country! It’s going to be yuuuuuge!

Bannon:Uh, sir, he’s referencing you as the forces trying to take away America’s freedom.

Trump: What!?! That’s unfair! I won the election! Who is this guy anyways!

Bannon:He’s a popular scientist who—

Trump:Wait? He’s a scientist!?! Why didn’t you just say so in the first place!?! Those people are all idiots!