Play Wii with man’s best friend if you have to. But please, please, never ever play with a dog behind you. Seriously. Don’t. Biff. Don’t do that, Biff! Stop it! DON’T! BIFF! BAD DOG! BAD! (NSFMH* video ahead, probably illegal in some states.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBlJaPD-CCQ
* Not Safe for Mental Health I’m afraid this beats the Jesus Switch by a wide margin. [Fail]