Amp yourself up to eleven and then crash into a quivering, leaking mess after drinking from these sweet new Jolt cans. They’re resealable but come on: at what point do you put down the can and go “Huh, maybe I’ll hold off on this last, backwashy sip?” They also have a thermosensitive “battery meter” on the side which tells you how much sweet, buttery goodness you have left. And, this is the most important thing—the whole thing has been Re:Branded in order to make consumer whores out of a new generation of caffeine-slurping haX0Rs busily pumping out the next version of the l33t State of Wisconsin Tax System in Java. (Thanks, JT)
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