New Steve Jobs Action Figure Is So Good It's Freaky

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This is not the first Steve Jobs, but it's definitely the most realistic. So realistic that it actually freaks me out. It's 12 inches high (scale 1:6) and comes on full Apple CEO regalia, from the New Balance shoes to the Levi's.

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If you are a freaky fanboy, you can get it for $100 before the Jobs family send a cease and desist letter to the manufacturers, just like they did with the last one. It also has complements, although not as good as Obama's action figure.

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I'm not buying this creepy mini-Jobs. But if someone plans to release a full 1:1 scale Phil Schiller teddy bear, I'm game. [Inicons via CourierMail]

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This thing can move. Here are two famous images. The iPhone doesn't come with the feature, however.

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Another two classic poses.

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New Balance shoes, Levi's jeans, different hands and a keynote background. I'm sure many fanboys will not use this one, choosing to reenact full product presentations against a backdrop made of an actual Keynote presentation with all the original images, text and effects.

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Freaky?

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Yes.

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Come on, you know you want it.

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Do it.

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It will feel good.

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I know. It's the forbidden fruit, but you can hide it deep inside your socks drawer and play with it when nobody is watching you, at 3:00am or something.

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You know you want this as much as I want a 1:1 scale Phil Schiller plush doll.

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The saddest part of it is there's actually a market for this.