This is the NZXT Sentry 2 fan controller. It installs into any 5.25-inch bay, and you can use its touch screen interface to set the speed of up to five fans. Note: Leather pants are not included. [NZXT via BBG]
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And if you have male and female controllers, she will always be turning the fan down and he will be turning the fan back up.