I thought this first-person video from Ampisound was just a cool video of what it would look like to be a parkour master trying to escapefromzombies. Then I noticed something. The zombies... somehow the guy wasn't losing them. In fact, the zombies also were running, jumping, and catching up. They knew parkour too.
Well, shit. If I had any meager hopes of surviving the zombie apocalypse, they're dead now. I might as well sit on my front lawn covered in Worcestershire sauce. Why delay the inevitable?