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Did you know? Being a terrible person is the sole requirement to sign up for a Yelp account. The Yelp Elite collects and presents the worst of the worst of humanity.

Like this specimen:

There are indeed hipsters behind the counter. LOTS OF HIPSTERS. No Mexicans. Just in case you weren't sure, hipsters do not EQUAL or substitute IN LIEU OF ACTUAL REAL LIVE MEXICANS.


Yeah, I totally want this chode telling me where to eat. [The Yelp Elite via Gurgling Cod via Eater]

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