Fat White Guy: I shouldn’t even give you coffee.
Handsome Gizmodo Writer: Who? Me?
FWG: Yes you, you guys wrote a story on the cookie lady but not the fat white guy serving coffee!
https://gizmodo.com/ces-cookie-lady-says-press-people-are-an-unusually-poli-342373
Heard while: waiting for a latte. Congratulations, Fat White Guy, you’re internet famous.