The Greatest Nerd Love Of All Is The One That Is Unrequited
Greetings, my mail-carrier carrion! Okay, that was a weird thing to call you. I absolutely promise I will not leave your corpses out to feed the horrifying scavengers — animal, human or mutant — that stalk this post-apocalyptic land. If it can be avoided. Hopefully. Look, I’ll try. Let’s just read some letters, okay? The…