Leave it to our sex expert Debby Herbenick to find artifacts like this giant penis chandelier, apparently made by a Dutch company called Rock and Royal. Their pirate skull and crossbones chandelier is quite good too.
https://gizmodo.com/breasts-an-ideal-place-to-keep-your-iphone-5332376
As much as I’m sure that some people will find penises quite decorative, I think I’ll definitely pick the second one. [Rock and Royal via Mysexprofessor]
