What better way to let your animals know you love them—aside from feeding them, obviously, and not killing them—than by attaching an umbrella to them. Yes, for those of you for whom a Burberry jacket is not sufficient to keep little Shitheel warm and dry—the pet umbrella.
You hook this thing to the pet's collar and hold on to it with your free hand and then, as the rain pours down around you and your miniature Scotty, you notice your sagging, withered dugs and tanned, taut, death-mask of a face in the Sacks Fifth Avenue mirror and realize that you are old, horribly, horribly old, and your husband doesn't love you, not that he ever did. Then you go into Barneys.
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