So Lance Armstrong is an official doper. Big deal; apparently everyone doped back then. (I’ve always suspected his name was fake as well—it’s just too perfect.) But now Nike dumped Lance in the sleaziest way possible, and Livestrong, deprived of its cancer-survivor spokesjock and defiled by Nike being shitty about the whole thing, is a joke. Nike sucks, Lance sucks, and there are plenty of other awesome charities to support.
https://deadspin.com/nike-dumps-lance-armstrong-in-the-smarmiest-way-possibl-5952466
So let’s all do that. Let’s move on. But before we do, how about a little Wednesday catharsis? Download our virtual Livestrong bracelet and subject it to the most extreme torture you can imagine. Post your pics in the discussion section. The best photo will win eternal glory and a place in Valhalla.
http://gawker.com/5952470/take-off-your-god-damn-livestrong-bracelets
Fire image from Shutterstock/Valeriy Lebedev
