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Pirates vs. Ninjas Batteries (Verdict: Pointless)

By Matt Buchanan Published September 5, 2007, 5:00 am ET

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Why pointless? Because ninjas totally own pirates. End of story. The AA 4-packs run $3 (plus shipping), which is a great deal for the ninja batteries since they’ll assassinate rival portable electronics and power your Walkman for approximately 100 years. [Think Geek via Shiny Shiny]

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