Foodbeast found this beautiful mad scientist creation from Pizza Hut that combines everything that every person that was once a kid loves: pizza and Doritos chips. That is, they've cooked up a pizza that has a crust made with Doritos. The crust is stuffed with "molten" Mozzarella cheese and then topped with chips.
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I mean, damn. I've probably actually eaten this when I was a kid. It's available in Pizza Huts in Australia but with any luck, hopefully this frankenfood will trickle over stateside.