You would have thought that the only way a police officer could have made a drunk driving arrest on a Segway was if the car jumped onto the sidewalk and slammed into one. However, an officer actually managed to chase down a drunken 18-year-old woman in a not-so-hot pursuit down the streets of Jackson, Michigan recently.
It seems that the officer spotted the woman driving erratically down the road at around 40 mph but, instead of simply waiting for backup like any other wuss cop on a Segway, this brave soul decided to chase after her at a breakneck 12 mph. When she stopped her car, the officer caught up and made the arrest. So when they say "stopped" do they really mean "passed out" or "slammed into a telephone pole?" [Yahoo]