Don't fret, youngins. This gadget isn't as apeshit crazy as you may be thinking. Some folks may enjoy being awaken by the latest homicide information or drug bust. For those who don't, this alarm clock also includes weather station, AM/FM and 300 scanning channels that surely have some comedic hijinks. It also includes atomic clock functionality for the ultimate punctuality. Two c-notes from Hammacher Schlemmer.
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