I just flew first class from Seattle to Dallas and it was horrible. I was upgraded during a full flight only to get drink service once (I’m actually using their horrid vocabulary) in 90-degree cabin heat. The only luxury was a seat designed for a normal human being. Next time I go first class, it will be on the United Arab Emirates. You get a luxury cubicle, full movie selection, noise-canceling headphones and lots of neat buttons. Just give me the buttons.
[via uberreview]
