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Rejoice, the Real Baby JesusPhone Has Cometh

By Jesus Diaz Published December 9, 2009, 10:20 pm ET

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Behold the Baby JesusPhone. And be happy, for He is the one who will bring peace, love, and 1,546 fart applications for all of us in this good Earth. Hallelujah! God bless, god bless. [Thanks Joshua Naudascher]

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