Those asshole negative ions. They just sit around all day being all negativey and distributing the case of the Mondays to everyone in their path. There is only one way to beat those negative ions: use a
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You may think you are paying upwards of $3,200 for fatigue, stress, and pain reduction throughout your body, but you would actually just be buying a damn expensive rug while the Bio-Mat
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