Fellow patriots, what better way to celebrate your conservative heritage than with a Chinese-made MP3 player designed by a hippie in Cupertino and containing hours and hours of stolen martial music including Let the Eagle Soar? All you have to do is hold a party, send the GOP lots of money, and they'll send you a specially branded iPod. Just don't let this get into the hands of our enemies at home and abroad. They might erase your Christian rock and load it up with devil metal and hip hop.
Product Page [GOP via Greg.org]