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Sadly, the iBoob Breast Implant MP3 Player Won’t be Fast-Tracked by Fake Steve Jobs

By Sean Fallon Published December 18, 2007, 4:16 pm ET

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Fake Steve Jobs, aka Forbes Editor Dan Lyons, may regard the tongue-in-cheek idea of a breast implant MP3 player as “shameful sexploitation”—but if it actually existed, it could be the next big thing for Apple. Associating breasts with your brand always means cash money. Plus, it beats the hell out of the iPod Pillow. [FSJ]

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