OK, that's enough M$FT posting.
This little laser beam safe won't let anyone near your stash unless they punch in a secret code and slice off a fingertip to unlock the biometric security system. If the laser beams break, it cries like when you take candy from a baby. (Even if it's not as fun.)
It's just under 7 inches on each side, so you won't be able to hold much more than your stack of ultra-rare Magic The Gathering cards. Yes, we know about those. $30 bucks at the Discovery Channel store.
Discovery Laser Beam Safe [Via Crunchgear]