Well, I always say, if you’re not good with words, say it with LEDs. On Your crotch. That’s right, just get yourself one of these nifty LED G-strings and you’ll never have to grasp for the right thing to say again. Just have a message of up to 120 characters blink on this lovely piece of lingerie and loneliness will be a thing of the past. Just ask your hand. Only $70 in case you’re wondering.
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