So much news passes before our collective eyes every day that we couldn't possibly cover it all. Mostly because much of it isn't worth covering! But here are a some borderline tidbits we passed on, just in case.
Announcements about announcements are the like a pile of mylar balloons that haven't been blown up yet. Who cares! No one, no one cares. We'll care November 3rd, when there is something to care about. In the meantime, here's a still from some test footage shot with a RED Scarlet back in June.
Press button, pour liquid. Fun idea, but just kind of a quirky concept with no real, I don't know, anything quite to it? I'm probably just cranky that I don't have one during my occasional 4,000 word workday. [BoingBoing]
This is kind of like hearing that Ian Ziering has benign lupus. You feel kind of sorry for the guy for a second but then you realize that it's not actually that bad and you didn't care that much about the guy to begin with. [UberGizmo]
And you hit back. By quietly scrolling on like you always do, glimpsing but not absorbing or connecting, because Twitter's not about how often people approach you, or who, it's about how often and with what vigor they acknowledge your self-absorption. [Politico]
Left Behind is our daily collection of chaff we didn't think was quite good enough to post on its own, and why.