Yikes. Never kiss anyone again, people. Because while you're politely closing your eyes and giving someone a smooch, your slimy mouth is inhaling another set of lips in what looks like squirmy worm sex on a stained enamel bed. It's gross. So gross. Okay, maaaybe a little bit sexy in a vomit-inducing, I feel weird sort of way.
Can you imagine the poor sap who had to put a camera in his mouth/throat while making out with somebody? Actually, that doesn't seem like a bad deal to wrangle a make out sesh. But actually to that actually, after seeing how mucky the whole make out process is, maybe it's better to just pass on kissing altogether. Holding hands only from now on!
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