It kind of makes sense for frozen pizzas to look so fake. As delicious as frozen pizza can be—and trust me, I think they’re fantastic—they’re barely food. They’re more like sodium-laced stripped wheat frisbees topped with spiced rubber parts. Here’s how frozen pizza is made in a big factory. If you pretend it’s CGI, it’ll make you feel better.
The sauce looks like fake blood. Poorly rendered fake blood. And yet, it’s still delicious!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElQG6ZYR4zg
One day we will make a How It’s Made infinite GIF loop of how to make an infinite GIF loop of a How It’s Made program to start a chain reaction that will destroy the space-time fabric. Until then, enjoy Sploid’s How It’s Made Infinite GIF series.
