As longs as there are nubbed protuberances on vibrating household items, men and women will attempt to copulate with them. Some keen inventors, addressing our eternal desire for robot coitus, but also not afraid to make a buck, have protected their devices via the ironclad machinations of the U.S. Patent Office. And really, thank god for that, because if the inventor of the “Anal Orgasm Monitor” never got the full credit he or she deserved, then really, who do we expect our children to be inspired by these days? Astronauts? Those guys won’t even film sex in space for us, the prudes.
Soul sister site Fleshbot — which as you may be able to discern is not exactly safe for work, or those who fear their own bodies’ fluids and spasms — highlights some of the greatest Sex Patents of our time.
Read – Sex Patents [Fleshbot]
