Sexy Middle-Aged Caveman But He’s a Bro Now
They Yabba-Dabba-Did it. The brain trust at Forplay, after years of research and fruit(y Pebbles)less brainstorming, finally figured out how to make the 62-year-old Hanna-Barbera character star of The Flintstones sexy with Bedrock Bro. Kind of. I can only imagine that the creative designer who managed to catch a rerun of The Jersey Shore at 3 am one night rushed in breathless to Forplay HQ, run frantically around summoning people to the conference room, and breathlessly told his co-workers this idea at which point the employees burst into applause, they cracked open the champagne they’d had in the fridge for years hoping against hope for just this occasion, and hoisted him above their shoulders with cheers, and in some cases, happy tears. It’s a terrible costume.
