Emoji work great when you read them, but Apple’s CarPlay is all about keeping your eyes on the road. Instead, CarPlay recruits Siri to describe the emoji for you—often with hilarious results.
So Motor1.com decided to park a camera in front of a CarPlay console as Siri slowly sounds off an emoji roll call. Getting through every emoji with Siri’s slow, semi-lifeless drawl takes a good 30 minutes, so some of the best ones are a little buried. But between you and me, just fast forward to 2:35, and be done with it.