Screengrab Credit: Adam RosenbergĀ 

Filmmaker and comedian Adam Rosenberg has something to say:

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You see, Rosenberg is a chronic sleep-talker and set up a live mic next to his bed to record his midnight mumbles for the world to laugh at. Some of itā€™s absurd:

Some of it could probably pass as profound if you came across it in the fiction section of the Paris Review or something:

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And some reveals way more than weā€™d like to know about a total strangerā€™s unforgiving love life:

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Itā€™s fun to try and contextualize these and imagine what nightmarish scenarios are going on his head. Maybe in his dream heā€™s an assistant baker or really overworked porn star trying to center himself. Either way, the full vid is worth checking out: