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Spank This Monkey: He Really Blows

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Do you want to touch my monkey? The Blow Monkey Nail Dryer is designed to dry your freshly-applied nail polish with the touch of a button that's positioned between the little guy s legs. Hey, whaddaya know, that button looks like a bunch of bananas! Don't get me started—stroke his banana and it turns him on? You've got to be kidding me. Straight from a British junk shop called BoysStuff, this little chimp runs on three AAA batteries and costs about $8. Next artifact from this purveyor of pathetic primate-like products? A piece of hand-crafted folk art known as The Suck Monkey. Not really.


Blow Monkey Nail Dryer []

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