SpongeBob and friends put on the greatest version of Watchmen ever

Behold SpongeMen SquareWatch. I can't decide if it's so awesome that even Alan Moore would approve, or if it would be the last straw that finally sends him on his inevitable murder spree through the comics industry.

DISCUSSION

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Moore, Ellison and Orson Scott Card are locked in a room together with one gun, two bullets and three hours of air. Who survives?