The Starcruiser is not a Star Wars hotel

A hotel room would have a bathtub, for one. Think of the accommodations like Star Wars camp, with some glamping available at a higher price—even though visitors are already forking over big bucks. The rooms come with a port to look out into space and views that take you across the stars; you can even see (but not feel, thankfully) jumps to lightspeed. There’s a bed and bunks in the standard room with a small television if you simply must surf Earth channels. Overall the rooms felt very sparse and reminded us of the quarters of the Narkina 5 prison in Andor.