We ended 2019 obsessed with a gleefully dumb bard’s equally gleefully dumb banger of a tune. It’s a new year, a new you: so experience said gleefully dumb song in a slightly new way!
Much has already been said about The Witcher since it hit Netflix over the holiday season, providing us all with the chance to escape family get-togethers or Star Wars discourse with such memorable moments as Henry Cavill growling, Henry Cavill in a bathtub, Henry Cavill on a Horse, and Henry Cavill saying “Fuck.” Much has also been said of Jaskier the bard’s “Toss a Coin to Your Witcher”, the show’s incredibly successful ploy to wrench “best song of the year and/or decade and/or century” out of the hands of the music industry. It’s both terrible and brilliant. We know that. It’s burrowed itself into our brains like some sort of lute-brandishing worm. We know that too.
https://gizmodo.com/the-witchers-catchy-as-hell-bard-song-was-so-good-it-b-1840612157
So what else is there to say? Here are some incredibly good remixes of “Toss a Coin to Your Witcher” for you to either at least give some variety to the ear-worm skittering about your brain at the minute, or at least sooth that New Year’s party headache with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR_QCFU3Zus
And let’s not forget Jaskier’s true message, remixed or otherwise, an important one to take into 2020 and beyond: get paid, friends. Get that coin tossed in your direction.
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