Flickr user Thane claims he spotted Steve Jobs using the world's only functional iPhone at a kids' soccer game recently. The guy in the photo does resemble Jobs (he's even wearing the official Steve Jobs uniform), but it's too hard to make out whether that's an iPhone in his pocket or not (though he does have a "look what I have" kinda grin on his face). Check it out for yourselves.
So the guy is at a community sproting event, from the looks of it, and he stands around by himself along the fence listening to his iPod/iPhone? Isn't he just a social butterfly.
How about sitting and talking to the people that are there? Oh wait, I heard you don't shower and have bad intra-personal skills.