Still confused about what the hell is going on with the Cingular and AT&T deal? Here, allow Steven Colbert to explain it a little bit better. He is getting pretty good at regurgitating the flaccid tech news.
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So...AT&T was like Dr. Evil. Frozen in a giant Bob's big boy orbiting earth only to come back in the year 2000 to continue it's evil plan to take over the world.
...are they EVIL cell phones Scott?