Last month we came across a patent application for a fart protector, but patent applications wont help that fat guy in the Mexican restaurant when the beans start kicking in. Fortunately, help is on the way in the form of an actual product called Subtle Butt. Like the patent application, Subtle Butt uses activated carbon/charcoal to neutralize noxious fumes. It also features a soft fabric with an antimicrobial treatment for added protection. And the best part is that there is an actual video demonstrating the product. Hilarious. Available for $9.95 in packs of 5. [Product Page via Yes But Not Yes]
"Side Effects may include: Sinus inflammation, Stomach pain, Nausea, Headache, Diarrhea, gas with oily discharge, increased bowel movements, an urgent need to have them, and an inability to control them. Please ask your doctor if Subtle Butt is right for you."