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Swimmable Mermaid Tails Are an Embarrassing Way to Drown

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Monika Naumann's three daughters simply adore all things mermaid. And, fortunately for the daughters Naumann, their mother will do whatever it takes to ensure her girls have their hearts' desire. It doesn't matter that mermaids aren't real! If they want to be little Ariels, they will be little Ariels!


In fact, for $250, Monika Naumann will turn anyone into a mermaid. Her swimmable mermaid tails can be ordered directly from her Etsy shop; all she needs are your measurements and the specification of either green, red, blue, orange, or fuchsia fabric.

These swimmable mermaid fins seem like both an excellent halloween costume and a wonderful way to drown.


Caveat emptor. [Etsy via TrendHunter]

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$50. Not $250. Big difference.