Yes, these are Swiss Army Sunglasses. You can choose from over 240 different tools to put in it, including paintbrushes, a backscratcher, and a variety of knives. The biggest tool, of course, is you, who thinks not only that these aren't the fashion and design abomination that they are but also think they're worth the $400 price tag. If only they came with an attachment to restore your self-respect.

American Inventor Spot [via Coolest Gadgets]