Yes, these are Swiss Army Sunglasses. You can choose from over 240 different tools to put in it, including paintbrushes, a backscratcher, and a variety of knives. The biggest tool, of course, is you, who thinks not only that these aren't the fashion and design abomination that they are but also think they're worth the $400 price tag. If only they came with an attachment to restore your self-respect.
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The really odd thing is that I didn't really even stop for a moment to consider it fake.
Rather, I paused for a moment to ask if the temples would get caught on my shirt if I used the backscrather or what kind of hand position I'd have to use to cut firewood with the saw.
Thankfully, my little grey cells can rest easy, now.