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Nic Cage’s Dirty Sorcerer Is Over Tink’s Sass

The new images from Jerry Bruckheimer’s The Sorcerer’s Apprentice live action remake are just begging for you to caption them. What do you think Nicolas Cage is really saying in this image? The story is similar to the original: “A sorcerer leaves his workshop in the hands of his apprentice, who gets into trouble when…

Movies Meredith Woerner Dec 7

Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy

It’s time for “caption that New Moon werewolf porn” once again. What’s Bella thinking as she runs her fists up and down the muscled torso of Jacob…”I could have been Dakota?” Now it’s your turn: Caption this Twilight clip! You know the rules: The best caption wins — and “Hey” doesn’t count, because that’s actually…

io9 Meredith Woerner Nov 18

Bella Does The Shirtless Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

Behold the first real clip from New Moon with bare chested lip licking puppy men and their giant CG puppy halves. It’s Bella versus the man-wall of Native American teen flesh. Which means, it’s time to play “Caption That Twilight.” You know the rules, the person who comes up with the best screen grab caption…

io9 Meredith Woerner Oct 20

So The Shirtless Lion Fell In Love With The Matrix’s Neo

This week on caption this New Moon picture, we’ve got a collection of foppish vamps and werewolf/dog bedtime fun, seriously. This is probably the most ridiculous gathering of stills we’ve ever had the pleasure of displaying. Same rules as always apply, whoever comes up with the best caption wins our undying love and a winky…

Movies Meredith Woerner Oct 6

Sparkle Free, For Her Pleasure

You’ve already seen the best thing to come out of last nights Emmys. But there were also a lot of science-fiction gems along the way. Please help us caption this picture of the only two vampires who matter. https://gizmodo.com/dr-horribles-emmy-announcement-television-is-dead-lo-5363820 When Vampire Bill and Angel came out together I nearly bit my hand off I was…

io9 Meredith Woerner Sep 21

What Do You Think Is Happening In This Creature From The Black Lagoon Still?

The creators of Creature From The Black Lagoon: The Musical, launching at Universal Studios July 1, probably didn’t mean this still to look quite so obscene. What do you think these people are saying? Check out the full version below. [L.A. Times]

io9 Charlie Jane Anders Jun 30

LaBeouf And Bay Strategize On Where To Hang Their “We Beat The Terminators” Trophy

We’ve got a round-up of stills from the sets of Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen, along with 22 shiny high res. stills full of splosions and Autobots, for your robot enjoyment. Roll out, and take a stab at the caption. Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen will be released in theaters June 24th.

io9 Meredith Woerner May 27

“I Haz So Manies Boyfriends”

Brand new teaser posters have been released from New Moon and you know what that means: it’s time to caption this terrible teaser art. Give it your best shot, below. Can’t get enough of shiny emo vampires? Make sure to tune into MTV Movie Awards on May 31st, where they will be debuting the first…

io9 Meredith Woerner May 19

Iron Man Sits On His Donut Throne

Tony Stark wears his new suit, perched atop a donut shop. Has our noble hero abandoned his steady diet of hookers, pills and booze? Also, did he get his tips frosted? He looks blonder. [People] http://io9.com/5243674/gwyneth-paltrow-getting-kinky-for-iron-man-2

io9 Meredith Woerner May 8

But He’d Really Prefer a Red Velvet Cupcake

Android’s Cupcake has arrived at the Google campus—sadly not the software update, yet. [crazybob via Phandroid] https://gizmodo.com/screenshot-tour-taking-androids-cupcake-1-5-update-f-5140578

Tech News Matt Buchanan Apr 21

What’s Tree-Jumping Wolverine Saying?

What’s Wolverine saying as he does a David Lee Roth leap in the forest? We know you’re the best there is at captioning photos. Plus new images show Agent Zero and The Blob. The two new pics of jumping Wolverine and Wolverine’s confrontation with Sabretooth come from IGN, and you can find them in higher…

io9 Charlie Jane Anders Mar 9

Chewey Reflects: With One Snap I Could Fix Heroes

Peter Petrelli and Chewey meet up, and it looks like Chewbacca has some acting/script notes for the latest Heroes episodes. What do you think the Wookiee is saying? Picture from Watching Heroes.

io9 Meredith Woerner Mar 2

Caption This Classic Wally Wood Illustration

What in space is this guy saying to this woman? What are they doing out in space without helmets? And what are those guys saying from behind their space-doorway? Post your thoughts below. This is a classic science fiction illustration by Golden Age great Wally Wood, which just went online at the Hooray For Wally…

io9 Charlie Jane Anders Feb 24

Can You Meet The io9 Spoiler Photo Caption Challenge?

A bit of a light spoiler day today, but there are still some pretty awesome bits of news. The director of the movie adaptation of Jose Saramago’s classic novel Blindness talks a bit about the movie’s themes, and there are new pics from Quarantine. Plus some new hints about Lost, and a telltale set pic…

Television Charlie Jane Anders Oct 1

Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear

The two-hour season finale of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles airs tonight on Fox, starting at 8pm (so set those clocks early, folks) and we’re giving away a giant chunk of swag from the show. See the photo above of John and Cameron sitting at the table? All you have to do is come up…

io9 Kevin Kelly Mar 3

Nic Cage’s Dirty Sorcerer Is Over Tink’s Sass

Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy

Bella Does The Shirtless Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

So The Shirtless Lion Fell In Love With The Matrix’s Neo

Sparkle Free, For Her Pleasure

What Do You Think Is Happening In This Creature From The Black Lagoon Still?

LaBeouf And Bay Strategize On Where To Hang Their “We Beat The Terminators” Trophy

“I Haz So Manies Boyfriends”

Iron Man Sits On His Donut Throne

But He’d Really Prefer a Red Velvet Cupcake

What’s Tree-Jumping Wolverine Saying?

Chewey Reflects: With One Snap I Could Fix Heroes

Caption This Classic Wally Wood Illustration

Can You Meet The io9 Spoiler Photo Caption Challenge?

Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear

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