You can hire a teenage girl exorcist franchise to repel the Devil (UPDATED)
Teenage life is filled with nefarious temptations, such as premarital hand-holding, Mad Dog 20/20, and those burgeoning Juggalo communes which have riddled our nation like so many grease-painted termites, spreading their ongoing smear campaign against ferromagnetism. Luckily, some teenagers in Arizona are taking a stand against the filth overwhelming America and have found a higher…